[Starboard]

Congress is a sad, pathetic lot of losers. When they’re on their frequent “breaks” nobody notices their absence.

[C210N]

Congress is a sad, pathetic lot of losers.

Congress should pass legislation to authorize the purchase and appropriate funds for bells and long horns with flags adorned for use in every public square. A new department would consist of employees to act as squires and criers. Then, in the future when Ø has a new edict, horns would be blown and the town squires would read them to the subjects.