[chrisser]

Evidently a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

If you're going to start shooting people, Texas is about the last place you'd want to do it, just considering how many you could take down before you were caught/captured/killed.

Maybe they'll use it if he survives - "Your Honor, my client would have to be insane to attempt this in Texas..."

[chrisser]

“...how many you could take down...” should be “...how few you could take down...”