George Zimmerman, carried within his veins some white blood. Some white people kept slaves in America. So did some black people and members of Native American Tribes, but that's hardly germane, now is it?
Crime Timeline: Trayvon Martin had just left Bible Study and was on his way to drop off hot dinners for elderly housebound white ladies for Meals on Wheels. An Honor Student, he was somewhat distracted by an interesting Physics problem they had covered that day in AP Science. As he walked along, he hummed part of an aria from The Magic Flute one of his Mozartean favorites. Contemplating a career as a Rap Artist, Mr. Martin was nonetheless influenced by classical composers. Suddenly, The partially white Zimmerman pulled his non-EPA compliant SUV violently in front of the young Mr. Martin. The partially white racist leapt from the driver's seat and charged. However he stumbled, fell, and cracked his head smartly on the pavement as he drew his automatic assault weapon, rendering himself unconscious.
Young Trayvon (aka "The Flower of the 'Hood"), a true humanitarian, rushed to render aid. Just as he was starting CPR, George Zimmerman, the partially white racist, regained consciousness and shot him with his automatic assault weapon.
At the time, Trayvon had been sharing his Mozart with a young woman on his cell phone. As she testified, she heard the whole thing in real time on the 'open mike,' as Trayvon was martyred.
Now that is how it went down. To hold otherwise is racist, gender-normative, hegemonic, eurocentric, imperial, patriarchal, and like really politically incorrect.
CC:
Pope Francis I
St. Trayvon, Virgin and Martyr
Canonization Committee