This proves that the reason it’s so cold is that all the global warming stored in the oceans is in lakes being sealed shut by the ice. If the ice ever melts, then all the tornados and hurricanes times one million will arise from the earth and kill all the people who didn’t believe in them, and then everyone will finally love each other.
From the movie National Treasure:
"Snorkel. Albuquerque. See, I can do it, too."