He was working at his house, had the level on the top step of the ladder and it fell and gave him a pretty good gash on the head.
Anyway, we had got together and everybody want to know what the hell happened to the top of his head.
With a straight face he told us that his wife Nell had thrown a tomato at him.
Everybody said "A tomato!!"
He said yeah, it was still in the can, LOL!
LOLOL!!!!