[Liz]

THIS JUST IN: While drinking a green smoothie, and watching videos of the Jordanian pilot's ordeal, Marie Harf discerned that ISIS immolaters don't "feel good" about themselves.

Marie is determined to show that the US State Dept has a "Heart of Gold."

So Marie is gift-wrapping monogrammed Zippo lighters to send to the Islamic State.

Marie is attaching State Dept happy-face gift tags to each one.

[baltimorepoet]

THIS JUST IN

The sad thing about this is, while I assume what you wrote is satire, I would not be entirely surprised if it actually happened for real...

[beaversmom]

lol...

But what about global warming, Liz? I don’t think Harf is considering that angle.

[Liz]

Hoping for redemption, Harf appeared w/ softballer Wolf Blitzer where she asserted "federally-financed jobs programs" are
the solution to the beheading/immolation threats posed by ISIS.

Unfortunately the gaff-prone Harf screwed-up her post-State
job prospects bigtime.... she redid her resume listing her
qualifications to be a McD's ketchup pumper.

[spokeshave]

Marie Harf discerned that ISIS immolaters don't "feel good" about themselves.

Another Obama-Fail

Wasn't NASA tasked by Obama to "improve the self esteem of islamics"

I guess Marie is scheduled for an under the bus experience for pointing out a failed Obama policy.