Posted on 02/17/2015 10:38:14 PM PST by Brad from Tennessee
LOL!
OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
P.S., Mr. Wizard didn't preach, or foist lies for political points.
Bill Nye - ‘another LIBERAL guy’.
Nonsense! I am an electrical engineer and on the internet I claim expert status in politics, economics, movies, music, history, climate science, and humorous cat pictures ALL THE TIME!
And I still wouldn't trust him to tell me what is wrong with my washing machine.
Last year I saw him debating a republican congresswoman when he held up a map showing the extent of sea ice in the Arctic Ocean.
She pointed out the map was of Antarctica.
What makes this so laughable is that, before global warming, they touted “the greenhouse effect”. (Note: after the ‘population bomb’ fraud of the 1970s. Promulgated to give them money and power.)
Why? Well imagine a real greenhouse. In winter it is warmer than the outside air, because heat stealing evaporation is limited, and the warmth of the sun is lost more gradually. Then in summer, the heat is somewhat moderated by the humidity within the greenhouse.
So, a real “greenhouse effect” is that extremes of temperature are moderated, and overall, things are somewhat warmer.
Importantly, the surface of the Moon is the *opposite* of the greenhouse effect, because it has no atmosphere. So when the sun is shining on things, they become very hot, around 253F. But right next to that, where a shadow is cast, the temperature might be *minus* 243F.
Back before global warming, the future of the world was predicted based on the idea of the greenhouse effect: somewhat warmer and more humid. But that was not dramatic enough to get the money and power the advocates of the greenhouse effect wanted, so they changed the name.
“Man Made Global Warming”. Disregarding the greenhouse effect, they instead embraced the “hockey stick panic” fraud of Michael Mann, that the ice caps would melt and the world would become an uninhabitable desert. Unless you give us money and power.
But the Sun and the Earth refused to cooperate and abide by their farcical computer models. So, no money and power for you, for your failed theory. So they had to invent climate change, pretending that it could actually be caused by people.
Right now, they are acting like the auguries of old, fortune tellers that were gifted so could thus see omens, portents, signs, and the livers and spleens of various deceased animals, for which they have PhDs. And yet, like these ancient scam artists and con men, they have to go to lengths to pretend their knowledge is too arcane for mere mortals; and to bitterly attack the scoffers and cynics as heathens and heretics.
Yeah, yeah. We've heard it all before.
War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. Thank you, Ministry of Truth.
“Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.”
― George Orwell, 1984
We have “climate change” every day?
Words have meaning like, crap, excrement, etc., in the end its all still sh*t anyway.
Right study plan, but that is the wrong study question!
The right study question is how do the less-than-specks in congress plan to control the rest of the lesser-than-less-than-specks that elect them?
And the answer is “Lies”.
I believe Orwell described this as “Newspeak”.
#6 only 3 months for winter? I am from Minnesota. It is more like 6 months!
You are so right. Einstein really questioned himself in considering that Newton may be wrong about gravity.
Even Newton, with equations that worked demonstrably, was wrong about gravity. Wrongish.
The irony is duly noted......
AGW is the actual theory, it's called global warming. Climate change is just a term made up when it stopped warming, a political term to further the charade and the gravy train they all slurp from. There actually is no formal accepted theory of anthropogenic climate change, it's simply nonsense.
I went thru Naval Training in Chicago and all ya’ll have up there is 3 seasons-—Winter Winter and more friggin Winter!
Bill Nye jumped the conspiracy nut Lakeshark.
Parrot the lie Nye guy?....very sly.
Joe Bastardi just shreds Nye on Twitter.
It’s awesome!
I’m going to copyright the next big thing: CLIMATE DISRUPTION (tm).
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