Posted on 02/17/2015 10:00:11 PM PST by doug from upland
Enjoy the mocking of Marie Harf. Job training for ISIS, my butt.
DOCUMENT - non-official State Department job training announcement for members or prospective members of ISIS.
You are bidding on a document that will be placed in a cheap frame from the local $.99 store. It may become an interesting piece of historical memorabilia that you can show off when naive leftist airheads visit your home or business. You know the ones. They think John Lennon's "IMAGINE" is the template for dealing with evil in the world. And they loved the video of the children in West L.A. forced by their parents to sing the ridiculous song about Obama - "He's gonna change it...and rearrange it...he's gonna change the world." He sure did, didn't he? We once had people showing off purple fingers as they voted in free elections. We now see people (Obama won't say "Christians") being beheaded, tortured, or burned alive in cages.
There is a 100% probability that this document on which you are bidding is not an official State Department document. But it might have been a work in progress by a group of these totally incompetent boobs running U.S. foreign policy. And they were probably not even loaded or drunk at the time they were brainstorming this idea. This is just the way they do things. No wonder the Islamic terrorists are not afraid of us anymore. Sure, a stupid video caused the terrorists to kill four Americans in Benghazi. Nice going, Hillary, you lying, manipulative, demonic, power-hungry witch, who hired private investigators to threaten and intimidate women assaulted by your husband. Hey, but unlike the very successful Governor Scott Walker, at least the mainstream media won't attack Hillary for not finishing college. Yep, all these brilliant college grads. Hillary says corporations and businesses don't create jobs. College grad Sheila Jackson Lee thinks our astronauts planted a flag on Mars. Harvard grad Al Gore says that the interior temperature of the earth is millions of degrees. College grad Nancy Pelosi says that every month we do not have an economic recovery package, 500 million Americans lose their jobs. And perhaps the best of all is college grad Hank Johnson. During Congressional testimony, Johnson expressed his worry that bringing more U.S. troops to Guam may so overpopulate the small island that it may capsize. Not kidding. Watch the video.
Enjoy bidding on the document. Please pass this offering around and perhaps it can go viral. Maybe the winner will even authorize me to send it to Marie Harf at the State Department as a special gift.
Very creative, Doug.
Let’s not give the clowns at Foggy Bottom any ideas,OK?
Hope all is well with you.
Hi, my friend. I’m sure they are already contemplating this. Poor Marie Harf. What a buffoon, but I sure she is expressing the views of her boss.
DOS is worse now than in the ‘50s when the Commies ran it.
You just need to turn up your Nuance Amplifier.
"This is the setting we use to turn ordinary jibberish into nuanced policy statements."
Perfect.
no idea is too stupid.
see. that’s just wrong right there.
I keep telling my kids this. They just laugh too. Really frustrating.
What happened to the Ebay link?
It may be fun to have some questions asked on the listing so I can go on a rant with the answer.
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