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To: Reverend Saltine

I’ve always wondered. How do you tell the difference between Alzheimer’s and Democrat?


9 posted on 02/16/2015 11:21:55 PM PST by jonascord (It's sarcasm unless otherwise noted...)
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To: jonascord; Gamecock

How do you know when an Italian has Alzheimer’s?
They forget everything but the grudge.


12 posted on 02/17/2015 12:01:21 AM PST by firebrand
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To: jonascord

For an Alzheimer’s patient the dementia will eventually kill them. For the Democrat their dementia might kill you.


16 posted on 02/17/2015 1:51:56 AM PST by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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To: jonascord

One of them is a disease of the brain that causes you to forget all the things that truly matter in life ... oh, wait, BOTH of them are diseases of the brain that cause you to forget all the things that truly matter ...


21 posted on 02/17/2015 3:02:55 AM PST by LoveUSA (God employs Man's strength; Satan exploits Man's weakness.)
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To: jonascord
How do you tell the difference between Alzheimer’s and Democrat?

Alzheimer's ends at the moment of death, Democrat lasts forever.

23 posted on 02/17/2015 3:15:12 AM PST by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away)
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To: jonascord

“I’ve always wondered. How do you tell the difference between Alzheimer’s and Democrat?”

Democrats tend to mainly become forgetful of the Constitution.


29 posted on 02/17/2015 5:15:28 AM PST by RFEngineer
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To: jonascord
I’ve always wondered. How do you tell the difference between Alzheimer’s and Democrat?

An Alzheimer’s patient will stop voting when dead.

31 posted on 02/17/2015 6:19:01 AM PST by TangoLimaSierra (To win the country back, we need to be as mean as the libs say we are.)
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