Posted on 02/16/2015 8:16:29 AM PST by Kaslin
The Internet has made all of our lives better, in part because theres been an accidental policy of benign neglect from Washington.
Even though our economy already is burdened by record amounts of regulation and red tape, the FCC is pushing forward with a plan to turn the Internet into a moss-covered public utility.
This almost leaves me at a loss for words. Its truly remarkable in a bad way that the bureaucrats at the Federal Communications Commission think that the Internet can be improved by a big dose of 1930s-era regulation and control.
My Cato colleague, Jim Harper, summarized the issue last month.
Do you want your Internet service provider to operate like the water company or the electric company?… the FCC has sought for years now to regulate broadband Internet service providers…like it used to regulate AT&T, with government mandated terms of service if not tariffs and price controls. This doesnt fit the technical environment of the Internet, which allows for diverse business models. Companies that experiment with network management, pricing, internal subsidy, and so on can find the configurations that serve widely varying consumers and their differing Internet needs the best.
But the FCC apparently doesnt like innovation, diversity, and experimentation and instead wants to impose centralized rules. And to justify its power grab, FCC regulators are reclassifying the Internet as telecommunications carriers rather than an information service.
Title II, which applies to telecommunications carriers, allows common carrier regulation of the type the FCC is trying to impose….This is so it can have more control over the business decisions made by Internet service providers. …Net neutrality is a good engineering principle, but it shouldnt be a legal mandate. Technology and markets surpassed any need for command-and-control regulation in this area long ago. But regulators dont give up power without a fight.
But maybe mockery is the best way to win this issue.
Heres a new video from the folks at Protect Internet Freedom (the some people who put together the second video in this post).
If youve ever been at hold at the Department of Motor Vehicles or some other bureaucracy, this may cause uncomfortable and painful flashbacks.
Department of the Internet Helpline
And heres another video, put together by Senator Cruzs office.
An Announcement from President Obama
Very well done, just like the humor Cruzs office has deployed against Obamacare.
And speaking of humor, here are some new cartoons on the topic.
Though this next cartoon is my favorite because it so effectively captures my feelings.
The Internet has been a huge success, so why on earth would anybody think it will be better if a bunch of regulators can second-guess the free market?!?
If you want more cartoons on Internet regulation, heres a collection that I shared last year.
P.S. Shifting to another topic, heres a story that belongs in the category of great moments in lobbying.
Here are some excerpts from a story published by the Raleigh News and Observer.
Sex between lobbyists and government officials who are covered under North Carolinas ethics laws does not constitute a gift that must be listed in disclosure reports, the State Ethics Commission said Friday. …The opinion was in a response to an inquiry from the Secretary of States lobbying compliance director, Joal H. Broun, in a letter on Dec. 15. …Brouns request also wanted to know if that activity falls within the definition of goodwill lobbying, which is an indirect attempt to influence legislation or executive action, such as the building of relationships, according to state law, and is also considered lobbying.
Im sure there are some serious points to be made, but I confess that my immediate reaction was to think about this cartoon.
Whether any goodwill is being created is a topic for another day.
That being said, youll be happy to know that actually procuring hookers is against the rules.
However, providing a prostitute to a legislator or other covered official would constitute a gift or item of value and would have to be reported on disclosure forms which, of course, would also be evidence of a crime, the opinion says.
The good news is that this rule, if properly enforced, will protect a vulnerable group people from being morally corrupted.
But enough about the need to protect prostitutes from being contaminated by close proximity to politicians.
I want to close on a serious point. As I wrote the other day, the best way to reduce lobbying is to reduce the size and scope of government.
P.P.S. Actually, hookers and politicians have something in common.
P.P.P.S. If you liked my quip about protecting prostitutes from politicians, youll appreciate this Craig Ferguson joke.
Yeah because everything they touch goes to $***
I hope there are hackers digging up very damning info on this whole debacle and the players and corruption involved as we speak (I’ve heard that there is). I hope it blows up in their face.
I haven’t been to our local DMV for 20 years. I’ve done everything online. But never-the-less our state built a big, brand new DMV office right down the street from us. Why?! Who goes there?!
The internetz gonna be closed on weekends and holidays?
Rats!
But never-the-less our state built a big, brand new DMV office right down the street from us. Why?! Who goes there?!
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Only the ‘best’ for our illegals to get Drivers Licenses and register to vote etc etc etc /sarc
Maybe Obama will bring in Lois Lerner to run his New Internet ? You know he will appoint one of his Connie Friends to control it
And who doesn’t love going to the Post Office or dealing with the DMV? Only the IRS can be as irritating.
This is all about taxing and control. They will ruin the internet just like they ruin everything else.
But don’t worry I’m sure the GOP controlled Congress will put a stop to this. (sarc)
. . . or the IRS. just wait. if you liked what the NSA did, just ‘till the guys that weaponized the IRS get ahold of this.
If this goes through, I hope the republican candidate for POTUS will campaign on shutting the govt program down, rolling the regs back and firing everyone involved.
Lol! NO, but they probably will. Ahhh well, our entire *system* is headed toward collapse anyway...
Like the DMV? “Request a link, take a number.”
I have no problem with that, but I can not walk without using a cane, as I have no strength whatsoever in my right leg. Also I have my military dependent ID card that I show when I vote as a photo ID along with my voter registration card
The gov just wants their fair share of free emails. Tax each and every email and the gov will be rich.
Of course they should. We won’t mind having to wait hours for service there as well, while those providing the service are busy texting, smoking out back, loafing, or just ignoring those in line.
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