Government is coming for your yoga pants

The Washington Times ^ | February 13, 2015 | Fingers Malloy

[bert]

The Yoga pants police met on December 2, 2009 and determined that Wookies should not be seen in public in yoga pants

[Stentor]

Thank you.

[EEGator]

Roslyn Heights

[EEGator]

Okay, good answer.

[tumblindice]

[Tonytitan]

It needs one more thing to make it complete - my dental imprint!

[353FMG]

Someone should’ve clicked on the “Report Abuse” button.

[Talisker]

The only thing wrong with them is their name. They are not “yoga” pants, they are sex pants.

The point of yoga is the in-drawing of the senses away from mental and physical stimulation. It is literally the exact opposite of what these pants do.

These pants are made to expose the vulva and buttocks specifically for sexual expression. Their “comfort” is purely secondary, and their use in yoga is the violation of thousands of years of tradition, teaching, purpose and meaning.

But perhaps that’s perfect after all, because calling them yoga pants is a brazen lie, and when it comes to sex, liberal women are brazen liars. So of course they would advertise their genitals by invoking an ancient tradition of self-disciplined continency - they’d find the utterly contemptuous perversion of it irresistible.

[9YearLurker]

Ha ha ha!

[Secret Agent Man]

Capris are not yoga pants.

Besides real Wookies don’t wear clothes.

[Secret Agent Man]

All I know is that if people go out wearing whatever they want, they should have no recourse if other people leer and stare at them. No recourse at all. Nobody made them wear that stuff and they are wearing it in public. They don’t get to pick who gets to look at them, and how.

[wetgundog]

one word Camel Toe

[Stentor]

True. Old school approval.

[Ken H]

'Yoda pants...'

So would I!

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

A fat, old, hairy man in a speedo should be a death penalty offense.

[Ken H]

Women, only wear yoga pants to your yoga class. On your way to or from class, wear something over them. Aren’t there some easy solutions such as this, as opposed to new laws which target these pants?????

What makes you think there's a problem that requires a solution???

Just tell this pecksniff to piss off and be done with it.

[bert]

if ya got it, flaunt it

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Indecent exposure just the same.

[KosmicKitty]

Oh. it may not be pretty, but the truth seldom is. :-)

[Bobalu]