Workplace violence by Amish?
No, no, you have it backwards. I’m sure I have it on iron clad authority that he was working undercover in an Amish basket factory looking to get the goods on nonislamofreek terroristic butt bomber types who are known to hide out there, taking suicide wagon driving lessons, driving not landing, and making disguised flying carpets. They’re a crafty bunch. I’m waiting to see the pic from inside the Langley HQclusterflack from the room where they keep the prayer rugs.