But Sarah Palin did and got a bachelors degree, and they still called her stupid. Ted Cruz has a law degree from Harvard and a B.A. from Princeton and I’ve seen people call him stupid and anti-science, so conservatives can’t win.
And you're a Christian, a constitutionalist, and a conservative.
Therefore you're an unaccomplished, unintelligent, uneducated, science-hating fool.
Just ask the Brian Williams.