[SMARTY]

Don’t tell MADD

[I cannot think of a name]

“Don’t tell MADD”

Actually, I was just thinking about that.

I have long suspected that MADD is a totally leftist organization. This will prove it one way or another. If they are willing to sit quietly to avoid embarrassing their fearless leader, then they are the worthless, leftists, pond scum I have always suspected they might be.

[Gay State Conservative]

Don’t tell MADD

MADD was a huge contributor to the Senior Senator from Chappaquiddick but didn't give a nickel to W.

I think that kinda gives away their political leanings.