[DirtyPigpen]

I’d hit it. ;-)

[blackdog]

Hell, I'd marry it! At least the grass would get cut, trash taken out, and the dog would get a six mile run and obstacle course every day.

Sometimes you just have to bite the pillow and take the good with the bad!/s

[NativeSon]

you’d never get to raise a... hand! I’d like to see a purse snatcher try to steal “hir’s” bag

[Talisker]

I’d hit it. ;-)

Well then you'd better be careful, because in this case, if it didn't want you to hit it, it would hit you back so hard you'd be picking your teeth out of the back of your neck.

[gr8eman]

You sick f——