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Oh my Lord.
That chick could kick my a$$.
That...and ‘man-hands’.
Dayum. Is that Jabba’s wife behind ‘it’?
Here are my fashion tips for trannys with inverted V-shaped bodies, i.e., broad shoulders and narrow waists and hips.
1.Wear boldly colored or patterned skirts or dresses with details on the bottom half to balance your massively muscled torso.
2. However, you can camouflage (not to be confused with camo) your top half and make it recede and look smaller with darker colors on top and neutral or lighter colors for your skirts and pants.
3. Slim down your muscular appearance by wearing clothes that are made of thick material and are tailored and structured. Floppy ties, ruffles and pleats at the shoulders and neckline will bring too much attention to over-developed pecs.
4. To avoid that boxy look, chose sweaters and jackets that are long lined, and reach past your hips, like boyfriend cardigans that are roomy.
5.Because you have a short muscular neck, a V neck or a deep scoop neck will help elongate and make look more delicate your trapezius structure look less formidable.
6. Dress your decolotte (and I can see you were enhanced are quite stacked in the other picture) and break it up with pendant necklaces or multi-strand ones to make your breast look less like one solid, jutting mass and your torso look thinner.
7. If you insist on being sleeveless and showing off your ink under your armpits, try a racer back top or halters that won’t frame and contain your thick deltoids.
8. It would be best if you made more mysterious your biceps by wearing loose raglan, dolmen sleeves tops.
9. Your clothes should not look to curvy, soft or touchable. Since you are running for office, you want to look confident, capable and strong, so your clothes should be a feminized version of power suiting.
10. Scratch everything and go back to being a man.