Shoulda baked one.
Substitute salt for sugar.
Ex-Lax for chocolate.
Yes. Substitute salt and say that now salt is sweet, a redefinition of sweet, and then let them eat cake.
It is not about the cake.
I don’t believe those that ordered the cake ever intended to eat it.
It is all about forcing others to do what they want them to do
Yeah, why would you ever eat something you coerced someone into preparing for you? Deliver an ugly, bad tasting monstrosity with a smug smile. “Go ahead, eat it. I dare you.” Of course, for the gaystapo it isn’t about the cake or services at all, it is about forcing behavior and some kind of sick recognition. Those people disgust me, and that is not due to what they do in the bedroom, but because of their behavior everywhere else.