El Rushbo has often reminded callers that radio humor is best left to professionals.
But the topic is like the old Cold War joke: what would happen if the Soviet Union occupied the Sahara Desert?
Nothing at first....then there would be a shortage of sand.
During the Cold War, salt was a major issue.
“The first agreements, known as SALT I and SALT II, were signed by the United States and the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics in 1972 and 1979, respectively”