[blackdog]

I think South Carolina started the "Get rid of my husband" phenomenon.

Wife calls cops because her husband is locked inside their mobile home with a gun.

Husband is watching TV with a bowl of popcorn and beer.

Cops arrive and wife meets them out at the road and is hysterical, cause ain't no tellin what he might do?

Cops sneak up and shoot his sorry a$$.

Wife's boyfriend attends funeral with her.

[sport]

And helps her spend the insurance money.