Were you the guy on the front lines who I wiped the sweat from his brow? I was dodging gunfire and didn’t get a good look at his face. Buy, Lincoln was definitely there. I got deveral medals for my bravery but some dickhead named John Kerry asked to borrow them. Never got them back.
Brian Williams doesn't have time to bleed.
Yep! That was me! Wish I’d known you were there, we could have shared a chicory coffee after...