Brian Williams also told iffy tales of rescuing puppies from fires

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Williams

While in high school, he was a volunteer firefighter for three years at the Middletown Township Fire Department

That would have been in the mid 70s and I don't recall any high schoolers being real volunteer firefighters. Maybe he tagged along with his dad but that would be the extent. Of more interest is he attended 3 colleges but only completed 18 hours.

41 posted on 02/07/2015 12:41:34 PM PST by bgill (CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")

42 posted on 02/07/2015 12:44:57 PM PST by bgill (CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")

To: Carthego delenda est

Algore invented the internet.

43 posted on 02/07/2015 12:47:35 PM PST by bgill (CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")

A newsman flew 'round Iraq in a copter
He heard some other "bird" might have been hit
For some reason, he made up quite the whopper
It wasn't him attacked--He's full of shit...

Then one night somebody from the army
Who went along with Brian for that ride
Said their helicopter never faced the bad guys
Did the newsman lose his mind? Or did he lie?

He can't hide. From Brian's lies
The weaselly way he "apologized"...
Is anyone even that surprised?
There ain't no way to hide from Brian's Lies

On the other hand The fog of war is crazy
Under fire, guys will say things quite unreal
Only none of that stuff happened, Oopsy Daisy!
Every second that goes by, he's lost appeal

His rep now has been harmed, perhaps forever
People at home watchin' news change the dial.
Letterman calls him brave, but he was never
Now all of NBC News is on trial

He can't hide. From Brian's lies
The weaselly way he "apologized"...
Is anyone even that surprised?
There ain't no way to hide from Brian's Lies

He gets gruff for talkin' lots of fiction
Over fictitious events that had transpired
Apology--It turns out it's the wrong one
Tom Brokaw now wants his white ass to be fired

We wonder how it ever got this crazy
He's puttin' out his fires with more fuel
For good ratings, the douchebag just got lazy
Taking army dudes and viewers for the fool

Why oh why? he talked s--t 'bout Katrina!
Tall tales seem part of his strange history
He is just like his daughter's fat f--k friend Lena!
But he Dun-ham handed his duplicity...

He can't hide. From Brian's lies
The weaselly way he "apologized"...
Is anyone even that surprised?
There ain't no way to hide from Brian's Lies

44 posted on 02/07/2015 2:15:31 PM PST by Captainpaintball (Immigration without assimilation is the death of a nation -- FUJB!!!)

A three week old puppy isn’t even weaned yet, and still needs to be with its mother. It wouldnt have an “owner” yet. More proof that this is another lie.

45 posted on 02/07/2015 2:37:13 PM PST by formerliberal

I honestly don’t believe him on this either. What a jerk he is.

46 posted on 02/07/2015 3:53:24 PM PST by tioga

BTW, I am a volunteer firefighter. On the EMS side.

47 posted on 02/07/2015 3:55:01 PM PST by tioga

To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

48 posted on 02/07/2015 4:32:52 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary men)

49 posted on 02/07/2015 5:34:04 PM PST by <1/1,000,000th%

And here is Brian Williams front and center with a few of his new pals at his new job! He is uniquely suited for this employment, which is...the home of the WHOPPER! And Brian is soooo good at serving those up!

50 posted on 02/07/2015 8:06:28 PM PST by EinNYC

For the third time, they weren’t just “Puppies”, they were RPP’S, Rocket Propelled Puppies! Give the Man his due.

51 posted on 02/07/2015 8:08:54 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (If you think the Mulatto Marxist is bad, just wait until the Menopausal Marxist shows up.)

In an amazing coincidence, Brian was playing Golf with Kim Jong Un and they both got 18 Holes in One.

When he went Golfing with Obama, he lost to Obama by one stroke, 152 to 151.

52 posted on 02/07/2015 8:14:15 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (If you think the Mulatto Marxist is bad, just wait until the Menopausal Marxist shows up.)

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