[Dick Bachert]

MEMO TO JEB BUSH:  Instead of getting that degree in Latin American affairs, you might have been wise to get a degree in AMERICAN HISTORY!  Since you're obviously so fond of Latin America, perhaps there's an elective office waiting for you somewhere in Latin America? Oh wait, THEY have very rigid CITIZENSHIP and RESIDENCY REQUIREMENTS down there.

In fact, your wife's home country (that'd be MEXICO) has a heavily defended FENCE across its SOUTHERN BORDER!

never mind

And I suggest that you other alleged Republicans read the thoughts of several of the Founding Fathers before the next election.

[Mamzelle]

I think Jeb’s spoiled wife comes from Cuba? But I’m not sure. BUT, her nanny, her yard boy, her pool boy, her massage therapist, her pedicurist, her hairdresser, her chambermaid, the valet, the butler, the chauffeur…they all come from Mexico. As of last week.