[hattend]

The field is on a platform that lives outside.

Say again?

[LonePalm]

The grass was grown in Alabama and trucked in for the game.

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[eyedigress]

It is watered and grown outside. The stadium opens up low and it is delivered indoors via mechanical means.

[hattend]

What was the McDonald’s commercial again?

NFL.com just put up a survey question: Will you visit a McDonald’s in the near future?

I said “Not likely” because I don’t have a McDonald’s within 300 miles of me.