You never seen a camel lying on the ground? I’m not a biologist, but it seems to me in that position a determined person enamored of compliant animals would be more than able to complete his foul deeds. That being said Mohammed probably would have humped anything that walked, talked, swam or flew. Not necessarily in that order.
Well, yeah. They do sort of crouch to receive passengers and loads. But their tails are always tucked downward, rather than sticking up in the air. Maybe they do that if they’re in heat, though. I suppose Mad Mo, being a patient profit, would wait until the camelesse were in heat, and then stick his dingus in for whatever pleasure he might get. So, yeah. He probably did hump camels. The only question remaining is whether the profit would hump a snake if someone held its head, or if he would just go at it even if its head were still loose.
Something’s wrong, though. We’re mocking the profit, and nobody’s showed up at my door yet with a kalashnikoff. So I guess we’ll have to keep going.