LOL! You nailed it there.
I would also add a constant victim mentality.
Bizarre need to cite financial documents to "prove" they are better than you.
Lack of ability to use anything else, not because they are clueless, but because it is "junk".
And for the FR ones: The glee in cheerleading for a company that actively gives money and support to causes that work against conservatives, but conveniently ignoring that or making excuses, all the while screaming that you are evil for pointing that out.