Which is scarier: old tired Hillary, or tight balloon-face Hillary?
I think they’re just going to pass a law that stage lighting must be rosy and soft, and all MSM camera lenses will be soft-focused with a liberal smear of Vaseline.
They’ll have to pull Hitlery’s face tighter than a snare drum. The eyes will migrate halfway to the ears & move independently.
It will take “Operation Vacu-Suck” by the Spaceballs Mega Maid to shlurp out all that butt baggage.
Hillary wants to kick off her campaign with “Look! I’m wearing my daughter’s clothes!”