[Wiser now]

Exactly. Cosmetic surgery. Cataract removal and or Lasic surgery. A chin lift and a face lift. Heck, Chelsea is probably being worked over too.
By the time she’s finished she will be a worthy successor to Joan Rivers.

[HoosierWordsmith]

Canklesuction

[Eric in the Ozarks]

The minute Chelsea opens her mouth, all that work is flubbed...

[jttpwalsh]

she will be a worthy successor to Joan Rivers

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My cousin accumulated a ton of frequent flier miles, traveling regularly, between N.Y. and L.A., and got to know the flight attendants pretty well. She was boarding one night, and passing through first class, she couldn’t help but notice a particular passenger. “Is that woman wearing a Joan Rivers mask?”, she asked, after she was in business class. “No, that’s Joan Rivers!” the attendant replied.

[Vermont Lt]

Cataracts take about ten minutes. And nine of that is getting her into the chair.

ANY plastic surgery would be seen in two seconds by the E TV crowd.