LOL! Y'all forgot about the plant life - cactus with thorns long as yore fingers, cockle-burrs, chigger-seeds, foxtails, bull nettle, sumac, poison ivy.
Everybody thinks we Texans stand tall 'cause we're are tough, but it's really because we're just too skeered to fall to the ground....so y'all stay away now, ya hear?
:-)
Bawhaha. Ya know that's even funnier because with the better weather I've been doing some work outside and I bumped into a cactus....two days in a row.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.