By the age of nine, I had committed my first burglary, my first several dozen thefts, my first firearm-related crime, and had achieved the designation “Person In Need of Supervision”.
So I’m with you. We can be pretty badass by nine.
Grand Theft Auto Junior Edition doesn’t count.
Pffft, nine dude??!!
I bit my own cord in half, tied a square knot in it, and slapped the doctor!