You guys need to give the Deflatriots a break.
Let’s all sing the Pina Colada song:
If you like cheating at football
Softer balls in the rain
If you want every advantage
Signals taped before games
You’ll beat the tar out of Baltimore
Everything’s looking great
But why not cut some corners
So the ball you deflate
Deflatriots?
I like it.
Pina colada song?
Seriously,
that’s the best you can do?
LAME.