[Future Snake Eater]

Translation: I intentionally sprung a trap on the whiteys during a simple “get to know you” conversation, hoping to trigger white guilt and set the tone for our relationship going forward.

I like to think that said whitey knew all about it, he just wanted to severely ruffle her feathers. It sounds like something I would do.

[Cecily]

“Things are calm right now at the apartment. I don’t bring up these sorts of conversations.”

I hope her roommates are smart enough not to sign another lease with this tedious loon. They should start looking for another place to rent that does not include Prissy right away.