[Yossarian]

After all his whining about globull warmism, how dare that hypocritical bastard burn jet fuel?

It's OK. He's one of the special, important class.

[Nervous Tick]

>> He’s one of the special, important class.

Maybe he bought “carbon credits”, which when you think about it are modeled after catholic “indulgences”.

Hey, maybe the carbon credit racket can be turned over to the Pope to run for say three to four percent or so. No need for every nation to set up an expensive bureaucracy — THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of well-staffed brick and mortar “payment stations” — the catholics have a ton of expertise at peddling product by playing on guilt — it’s a win-win, baby!