Since they will need to carry these cans around the school (a can sitting in a desk is useless) someone could start manufacturing can holsters. Quick-draw holsters for tuna fish cans, shoulder holsters for 20 ounce Bush’s Baked Beans cans, maybe an ankle holster for your back-up can of peaches. Of course there’s the danger of kids challenging other kids to a show-down to decide who the fastest can in the school is, but that’s a risk the school is willing to take. After all, it’s for the children’s safety...
POST OF THE DAY - ahahah
Don’t give them any ideas ;)