I call now on Congress to set-up agricultural subsidies for the excess pot and buy it up for distribution to the poor.
TANS - Temporary Assistance to Needy Stoners
Or better yet, how about paying pot farmers not to plant. And really, that could mean anyone with a backyard or even window planters. If you have soil, you're eligible for a don't-plant-pot subsidy. The important thing is, that every problem, no matter how trivial, can be solved by spending government money. After all, government money is there to be spent, isn't it?
That’s good. Maybe I can apply to get paid for NOT growing pot!