[Revelation 911]

"Declawing traditionally involves the amputation of the last bone of each toe. If performed on a human being, it would be like cutting off each finger at the last knuckle."

this is a lie - our cat had all its digits intact afterwards

[babygene]

My cats never come when they are called and I cant catch them. My plan is to have the right side legs cut off at the knees, so that when the cat runs away it will just run in circles...

The cat won’t mind. /s