Sweet, merciful Jesus.
That things is scarier than Kathy Bates.
Yesterday at the gym, I got on a treadmill that has its own TV screen. The TV power switch was stuck in the “on” position, and the channel was stuck on ABC. Just my luck, it was time for “The View”, and the segment featured numerous closeups of Rosie O’Donnell.
I moved to another treadmill at the end of the row.
Are you sure you weren’t thinking of Norman Bates?