Probably drinks beer with a straw. Loser.
He seems more the “whatever”-tini or cosmopolitan type. He’s too “hip” for beer...
Careful now.
When I was just a teenager I discovered that drinking Root Beer through a straw that had a couple of pinholes was an interesting experience. Yes, you do get a bit gassy but the Root Beer lasts a lot longer.
Fortunately (for my health) this behavior ended with my teen years and, as I moved on to Real Beer, it wasn't repeated.