Our military really shouldn’t go around shooting people.
Our soldiers wouldn’t get in this kind of trouble if they didn’t have guns.
It’s time to give all those guns to Eric Holder.
He’ll know what to do with them.
If we did that, there would be a unicorn stampede with skittle flying everywhere. Because eric always does the right thing. Besides, if he took our guns and our soldiers guns he could redistribute them to Mexico where they would never hurt another American again.
I love Big Brother.