[humblegunner]

If two Islamic terrorists were on the loose in your neighborhood or city, would you want easy access to firearms in order to protect yourself?

No, guns are loud and dangerous and scary.

On another note.. if I got some goats, do you reckon I might could attract some terrorists?

We're kind of short on bad guys out here. Gets boring sometimes.

[no-to-illegals]

yep, boring isn’t the word, Humble. But as Better Half tells me all the time. Come here Boring!

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On another note.. if I got some goats, do you reckon I might could attract some terrorists?

If you put a little mascara on the goats you'll hit paydirt.