[TheOldLady]

Some lamebrain stole our mailbox sometime last night. Bryan found a 4"X4" stump sticking out of the ground with our newspaper sitting on top of it instead of our very nice mailbox. He's gone out to see if our local Wal★Mart has the same make and model as advertised on their web site. Failing that, he's going to see if Lowe's has it. We contemplated calling the police, but instead, Bryan is going to cruise the neighborhood to see if it was a neighbor who stole it. If someone is that desperate for a mailbox, I suppose we can just contribute ours. I just hope that they pick off our street numbers, or at least cover them over. We need to set the new one in stone, literally. It's all part of the "FUNDAMENTAL TRANSFORMATION" I guess.

[MeshugeMikey]

it was probably some lamebrain knuckleheaded Identity thief who assumed that if they stole your mailbox they’d have access to all of your mail........

[humblegunner]

Who the hell steals a mailbox?

[RedMDer]

I can't image someone is stupid enough to steal your mailbox and then proudly display it in front of their own property.
Probably either kids or those ornery Amish for cow tipping revenge.
Ok, we can discount the Amish.

[Lazamataz]

Could be an impact then the guy scooted instead of knocking. Could even be a DWI.

[onyx]

You must have had a swanky, eye-catching mailbox! What a hideous thing to do. Doesn’t seem like an impromptu theft.

[Chode]

iirc it's a federal crime

[The Cajun]

DAng!!!

That's a new one on me.