Mannequins
Womannequins
Womannetwins
This is a oddd word. I will look it up later to find it’s etymology but for now a will muse around with it.
I saw a Mannequin ride into town the other day.
On his Harlequin.
A mannequin is a good-looking, admirably formed young lady, whose mission is to dress herself in her employer’s latest “creations,” and to impart to them the grace which only perfect forms can give. Her grammar may be bad, and her temper worse, but she must have the chic the Parisienne possesses, no matter whether she hails from the aristocratic Faubourg St. Germain or from the Faubourg Montmartre. [”The Bystander,” Aug. 15, 1906]
1.) It appears your right "cheek" is heavier than the left and
2.) Those are mannequins in the picture on the wall, aren't they? So you're a mannequin sympathizer, aren't you?