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Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

[Old Sarge]

We could call it the “Soon To Be Dead But Not Yet” thread?

[NicknamedBob]

We’ve probably got a week or so to go. They’ve been stretching out.

I most likely won’t post more than three or four more poems on it.

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Couldn’t be a connection, could there be?

[NoCmpromiz]

You can always blame it on your smortphome...

[Darksheare]

Trolls have been avoiding us.
Dunno why, we don’t have fleas or anything.

[NicknamedBob]

Trolls don’t understand the threat we pose. All that innocuous innocence, the quiet smile ...

... the beatific “Bless Your Heart” ...

[Silentgypsy]

the beatific “Bless Your Heart” ...

heartwood explained that one to me after I blessed her heart and she said, "Oh, boogers, I hate it when somebody blesses my heart!"

[NicknamedBob]

Well, it can always be escalated to “bless your thoughty bones”.

[Tax-chick]

Or, if you’re truly sincere, “Bless your bowels.”

[Tax-chick]

[Tax-chick]

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[skinkinthegrass]

C'mon, go in, We know your gonna. Kitthen.

[Monkey Face]

Boy, did I need that this morning...

Really ugly dreams kept bothering me during the night. I was also having trouble breathing, so I had two helpings from the nebulizer, and one was the steroid, which I hate to use because it’s so expensive.

I will definitely take a nap this morning.

Sparkle’s appetite has picked up and I’m almost afraid to give in to feeding her accordingly, as I don’t want an obese cat. She actually let me brush her last night, and that was good, though she doesn’t seem to be losing too much hair overall.

(I wish I could catch my breath.)

[Tax-chick]

Sparkle may want to make up for the meals she’s missed - but if you let her get hugh, she’ll have health problems.

I dreamed about housework, iirc.

[Tax-chick]

Yeah, where’s the picture with both of them in the jar?

[NicknamedBob]

"I dreamed about housework, iirc."

Maybe you need to go back to bed so you can finish up.

[Tax-chick]

And then stay asleep so I can enjoy the cleanliness.

[Monkey Face]

I don’t want an obese cat, simply because of the health problems involved. I have a scoop that I use for her food every day, and it’s about 1/3 of a cup. That along with half a can of wet food should be enough, but the last few days, she has eaten every bit in each bowl and even gone after the dry pieces that she has pushed out of the bowl.

There is usually water left, but no food. The little pig.

I dreamed that Busdaddy moved his ex-wife in, and I had to move out. Don’t know where that came from. It was set in the house he and his mother used to own, not the one he lives in now. It was stressful, just for the packing and moving part.

[Monkey Face]

I just took the cake to the community room, but I don’t know if it will be shared. There are at least two people here who will take all of whatever is put out to be shared, no matter how old and dry it is.

The sun is coming in the window and brightens up the room so much! As soon as it moves a bit, I will lie down on the sofa with my feet propped up.

Ad try to forget those “To Be Continued” dreams...

[NicknamedBob]

"I dreamed that ... -- It was stressful, just for the packing and moving part."

Never do heavy work in your dreams. Just do dusting and stuff. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?

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[Monkey Face]

Good idea! Thanks! But you’re too late.