[Calvin Locke]

The greenies at State U forced the school's cafes to switch over to "green" sporks. The sporks turned out not to be as biodegradable as promoted.

In the good old days, the problem was people managing to toss trays out a window for traying (in lieu of sleds, etc) that night.

[Nervous Tick]

>> The sporks turned out not to be as biodegradable as promoted.

How did they figure that out? By dumping cafeteria trash out back and waiting for it to rot?