Get rid of the mewling kneepadders from the rank and file base and vote for conservatives. Then play hardball. They can agree to our terms or lose every election forever. Simple.
Pick a side. Kneepad or conservative.
Clerk announces that about 100 reps will now assemble to escort the Speaker to the chair.
I guess this is like the crowning of a new Emperor in Rome.
Pomp and ceremony.
Meantime, the Titanic is taking on water.
Time to rearrange the deck chairs.