I like your style and applaud the suggestions. Everyone should be prepared in ALL situations. I like the suggestion of using the bottle of hot sauce as a weapon.
Uh...gee, thanks, but I didn’t mention hot sauce. That’s a Southern thing; hot sauce, pepper sauce & other spicy condiments on the table. Chemical warfare!
Go to hotair.com for pix of these disgusting protesters. They seem to prefer eateries favored by liberals.