Have No Gun, Will Sheriff

townhall.com ^ | 1/4/2015 | Debra J. Saunders

[Elsie]

Now, you just know automatically there’s no domestic violence in Mayberry. :>}

Just exploding GOATS!!

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Depressed goat reunited with donkey best friend after six-day hunger strike…

Separated after US welfare officers seized dozens of animals from squalid conditions and took them to separate animal shelters, Mr G the goat became depressed, went on a six-day hunger strike, and refused to go outside until he was reunited with his best bud, his burro friend Jellybean. Now that they are back together (and living in much better circumstances), all is right in Mr. G's world once more! :-)

[lentulusgracchus]

Fight with his (now ex-) wife, “misdemeanor domestic violence.”

In L. A. I think the rule now is that if she hit him, it's still his fault and the incident goes on his record as an offense. Correct me if that is wrong, and I'm guessing it applies in San FranCrisco as well.

[Tax-chick]

I have no personal knowledge of the relevant California statutes. There are links to more detailed information on the incident from the source article.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Sheriff Andy Taylor, reporting for duty, sir!

[GOPsterinMA]

F**k him and Opie too. Democrat scum.

I bet he’s still voting straight “D” from beyond the grave.

[stephenjohnbanker]

” F**k him and Opie too. Democrat scum.

I bet he’s still voting straight “D” from beyond the grave.”

35 years ago,I worked at a Hollywood studio. They wised up and fired me after one year. I gotz lots of dope on these cretins. Andy Griffith was one of the most disliked pricks in H-weird. A left wing slime also.

[GOPsterinMA]

WOW! Well, there you go.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Andy Griffith IS Lonesome Rhodes.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Even worse than Rhodes.