Sounds like someone gave him a well deserved beating. I wonder who that piece of exercise equipment might be?
Bet he fell on a treadmill.
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I’m not sure. I keep thinking of the machines I’ve seen and can’t think of one. It would have to be something where he was able to work up a lot of momentum that broke, causing the laws of physics to turn against him. Any guesses?