[txhurl]

Is it possible they accidentally wiped out their intestinal gut bacteria via some new chemical and had to fly all the way here since they couldn’t re-engineer the flora?

I’ve never believed in aliens here for .015 of a second but that would explain all the anal-probe anecdotes. They seemed to go away after 1990 or so.

[campaignPete R-CT]

well, my attorney tells me it is best to let as few people as possible know about my rectal chip. "It's more common than you think ..." Since I started wearing tin foil briefs, I cannot be tracked.



The noise scares off the varmints ...