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To: Zeneta

Why is it that virtually EVERYBODY thinks that “if” there are “Space Aliens”, “ET’s” or some kind of “Space Travelers”, they would have some superior intelligence relative to us ?


Let’s see.

They traveled light years to our world.

They mutilate cattle.

They make funny patterns in crops.

They stick things up peoples butts.

Yeah, they’re freakin brilliant!


39 posted on 01/01/2015 8:27:20 PM PST by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse

Now, that is funny !!!!!


43 posted on 01/01/2015 8:30:10 PM PST by Zeneta (Thoughts in time and out of season.)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
Oh, yeah, I know. I guess I can tell the story now. It was last summer. I came to in a large room, the far reaches dark, bright light surrounding me, and a five-foot pipe up my butt, and there was this figure in the background, and I sez, "Whoa, are you a Grey? A Reptilian?" and the voice sez from a great distance, "No, Mr. Drilldrilldrilldrill, I'm yer proctologistististist..."

At least they don't keep all the really good drugs to themselves.

51 posted on 01/01/2015 8:40:19 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
That depend on what's at steak, doesn't it?


138 posted on 01/02/2015 8:08:03 AM PST by null and void (The aggregate effect of competitive capitalism is indistinguishable from magic)
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