“12 inches of Johnson, 10 bounds of walnuts and enough hair to weave 3 Persian rugs and you are calling me boy Dont think so lady.”
sounds like someone has the makings of a porn star. LOL!
YEp...,. Used to go by “Lance Goodthrust” in my younger years.
(Then I found out there actually WAS a porn star with that name...A GAY porn star...)
So Now I’m just Normie... and regretting it ;)